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Muslim American Idol Fan Shown Front & Center w/Ryan Seacrest

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Simon + Asian Chick Destroy Megan Joy With Body Language

Megan Joy Corkrey’s Asian “friend” did her no favors last Tuesday when she looked cold as ice in all three of her reaction shots. What’s the deal with this bitch?
Simon Cowell destroyed Megan in front of the home viewers when he began flipping her off during his comments. This lasted for [...]

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Ryan Spazzes Out And Drenches Front Row Idol Audience Groupie

In an attempt to be clever with the introduction to the weekly lame-ass Ford music videos (ads that Fox and Ford force-feed down our throats), Ryan procured what seemed like a used condom filled with a liquid. He then proceeded to recklessly throw it at Simon Cowell. After the annoying ad filled with [...]

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First Epic FanTard of Season 8 + Beckham Brothers + Featured Idol Audience Groupies

The first epic Audience FanTard of American Idol Season 8 was unveiled Wednesday night holding a big gay “We Love You Danny” sign that looks to have been planted by the producers. Danny has been the most popular contestant of the season up ’till now. This cannot be a coincidence.
Two rows [...]

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